I am heaven sent, don't you dare forget

March 23rd

so I made an interesting discovery today

Do you know why a hotplate is called a hotplate? Because, not only is it plate shaped, it’s super hot

And not hot like a pantsing strumpet with a seductress cape on

Not hot in a “wow, that looks super sexy” sort of way

No,

hot in a “hey Mel, is the hotplate even hot yet?”

"I dunno I’ll check. HOLY MO GOODNESS GRACIOUS YES IT IS HOTTER THAN THE FIERCEST OF RAGING BUSHFIRES" sort of way

So that was my lesson for the day. I thought I would share it with you all

March 23rd / with 3 notes
Tags: i plead insanity, thoughts,

  1. dinosaurtramp said: you lemon. nice frank ocean tags. ;)
  2. joe-the-chosen-one said: lolololololol
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